A DIGITAL SURVIVAL PRODUCT FROM THE OFFICE BURNOUT
YOU'VE QUIETLY GIVEN UP.
LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL.
The digital survival kit for the sarcastic, the exhausted, and the still-technically-employed. 21 pages, instant download, zero HR approval required.
- Delivered by email in seconds
- Print-ready + screenshot-ready
- 97,900 people already relate
This will feel uncomfortably familiar.
- You've said "no worries!" through gritted teeth.
- You've muted yourself mid-sentence and prayed nobody heard the sigh.
- You've opened a "Quick Sync" invite and felt your soul leave your body.
- You've written four honest sentences, deleted them, and sent "Sounds good!" instead.
- You've googled your own resignation letter on a Tuesday for no real reason.
We didn't fix any of it. We just wrote it down and made it useful.
Everything in the kit.
THE CORPORATE-TO-HUMAN TRANSLATOR
30 passive-aggressive emails, translated into things HR can't flag.
MEETING BINGO
4 boards. Five in a row and you're legally allowed to mute yourself and scream.
THE WEEKLY BURNOUT TRACKER
A printable log for coffees, open tabs, and will to live.
"DAYS UNTIL I SNAP" DESK SIGN
Cut it out. Prop it up. Update daily, ideally downward.
TWO RESIGNATION LETTERS
One for you to keep. One HR will actually accept.
THREE VIDEO-CALL BACKGROUNDS
For meetings you're only attending in body.
THREE PHONE WALLPAPERS
Your lock screen deserves the truth too.
Three pages, so you know we're serious.
(We're not.)
LETTER
version 1: the one you write for yourself
"To whoever finds this in three years while cleaning out a shared drive—"
TRACKER
| Coffees consumed | ||
| Will to live (1–10) |
BACKGROUND
(it is not fine)
YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS
people follow @the.office.burnout because Monday never actually ends. This kit is for all of them — and now, you.
Get instant access
If it doesn't make you laugh at your own job at least once, email us within 7 days for a full refund. No forms, no guilt trip.
Before you check out
What exactly am I buying?
A 21-page PDF. This is a digital download only — no physical item ships, and no shipping fee applies.
How do I get it?
Instantly, by email, right after checkout. Check spam if it's playing hard to get.
Can I print it?
Yes — the bingo boards, tracker, desk sign, and both resignation letters are all built to print cleanly on standard 8.5x11 paper.
Will it work on my phone?
Yes. Any PDF reader works, and the wallpapers and video-call backgrounds are sized to screenshot straight off the page.
What if I don't like it?
Email us within 7 days of purchase and we'll refund you in full. We'd rather you keep your $17 than a kit you didn't enjoy.
LAST CALL
Your inbox already knows you need this.
@THE.OFFICE.BURNOUT