Desk gear for people who've quietly given up but still show up.
Mugs, apparel, and a digital survival kit for the sarcastic, the exhausted, and the still-technically-employed.
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A Fun Thing To Do In The Morning” Mug — The Silent Treatment Starter Pack
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“Go F*ck Yourself” Mug — The Hidden Message Edition
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Let’s Keep the Dumbf*ckery to a Minimum Today” Tank — The Warning Label Edition
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“Hard Stop at 3 Because Sanity Matters” Tee — The Boundaries Edition
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The Burnout Polo — Corporate Calm, Internal Chaos
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“Emotionally Out of Office” Mug
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“I Pretend To Work, They Pretend To Pay” Mug
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“My Work Ethic Is As Strong As My Wi-Fi Signal” Mug
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“Overthinking Everything Since Forever” Mug
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“I'm Great At Multitasking” Mug
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“Corporate Nonsense, But Make It Fashion” Mug
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“I Love My Job. Said No One. Ever.” Mug
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