For the days when your patience is running on fumes and you’d like everyone to act accordingly.
The “Let’s Keep the Dumbf*ckery to a Minimum Today” Tank is the perfect mix of comfort and brutal honesty. Soft, breathable, and ideal for casual Fridays, gym sessions, or surviving social interaction, this tank lets you say what everyone’s thinking — without actually saying it out loud (again).
Pair it with coffee, sarcasm, and a complete lack of tolerance for nonsense.
Details:
Unisex fit — comfortable and lightweight
Super-soft cotton blend
Bold, crisp black lettering on white fabric
Machine washable (because life’s already hard enough)
Great for workouts, workdays, and warding off dumb questions
🔥 Wear it as a message, not a suggestion.
Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
