Santa’s done being jolly — he’s here to stir up trouble (and maybe your family dinner).
The “Ask Your Mom If I’m Real” Sweatshirt delivers peak holiday sass with a side of mischief. Featuring a laid-back Santa snapping a selfie by the tree, this design is equal parts cozy and chaotic — perfect for anyone who lives for the laughs and leans into the awkward silence that follows.
Soft, comfortable, and just inappropriate enough to make it your new favorite ugly sweater party go-to, this one’s guaranteed to be the talk of the North Pole (and your group chat).
Details:
Unisex fit — soft fleece interior for maximum comfort
Classic crewneck sweatshirt style
Bold red, green, and white holiday print on heather gray
Machine washable and holiday-proof
Perfect for parties, gift exchanges, and ruining childhoods (kidding… mostly)
🎅 Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and mild parental judgment.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
