Santa’s got jokes — and this one’s wrapped and ready.
The “Ho Ho Ho, Stop Staring at My Package” Sweatshirt delivers equal parts festive fun and cheeky humor. Featuring a too-cool-for-the-North-Pole Santa rocking shades and holding his “package,” this design is made for those who like their holiday spirit with a heavy dose of sarcasm.
Perfect for ugly sweater parties, office gift exchanges, or just making Grandma spit out her eggnog, this sweatshirt is guaranteed to get laughs and maybe a few side-eyes.
Details:
Unisex fit — soft fleece interior for cozy comfort
Classic crewneck sweatshirt style
Bold red vintage Santa print on heather gray fabric
Machine washable and built for repeat holiday chaos
Perfect for parties, pranks, and unapologetically naughty vibes
🎅 Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and mild HR concern.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
