Because someone had to say it — and you look good saying it.
The “It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” Sweater brings a whole new meaning to “sweet holiday treats.” Featuring candy canes, snowflakes, and just the right amount of inappropriate cheer, this festive masterpiece is guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe raise a few eyebrows).
Soft, warm, and unapologetically bold — this is the sweater that ensures you’re the center of attention at any ugly sweater party. Whether you’re sipping cocoa or something a little stronger, this one’s got “holiday legend” written all over it.
Details:
Unisex fit — cozy fleece-lined interior
Classic crewneck style
Bold, full-color print that won’t fade faster than your holiday patience
Perfect for Christmas parties, bar crawls, and adult gift exchanges
Machine washable — because you’ll definitely wear it again next year
🍬 Naughty? Nice? Doesn’t matter — you’ll look great either way.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
