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Monday Light Coffee — Survival in a Bag
Monday Light Coffee — Survival in a Bag
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Because Monday didn’t ask how you were doing — and honestly, it doesn’t care.
Monday Light Coffee is your gentle reminder that you’re still alive and technically employed. Crafted from South and Central American beans, this light roast delivers a smooth balance of dried fruit, citrus, and just enough caffeine to fake enthusiasm during your 9AM “quick sync.”
Hints of milk chocolate and almonds keep things classy while you slowly descend into inbox madness. Whether you’re a pour-over perfectionist or someone who barely remembers where the coffee pot is, this roast gets you through — without judgment.
Perfect for:
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Pretending to listen on Zoom
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Surviving team meetings that should’ve been emails
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Starting your day at 11AM with no shame
Details:
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12oz (340g) bag
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Light roast — bright, smooth, and deceptively hopeful
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Notes: dried fruit, citrus, milk chocolate, and almonds
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Available in whole bean or ground
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Roasted in the USA from globally sourced beans
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Certified “Specialty Grade Craft Coffee” (a fancy way of saying it’s good stuff)
☕ Tastes like optimism. Works like therapy. Burns like Monday.
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