For the coworker who lives for spreadsheets, dashboards, and petty accuracy checks.
The “That Wasn’t Very Data-Driven of You” Sweatshirt is the ultimate holiday fit for the office nerd with a sense of humor (and maybe a superiority complex). Featuring a classic ugly sweater pattern with bold festive lettering, it’s cozy, clever, and just judgmental enough to make your boss rethink that last “gut decision.”
Perfect for data analysts, engineers, or anyone who corrects people with “actually, the numbers say…” energy.
Details:
Unisex fit — soft, warm fleece interior
Classic crewneck sweatshirt design
Full-color pixel-style print in red, green, and white
Machine washable (even after coffee-fueled meetings)
Great for holiday parties, office banter, or passive-aggressive Zoom calls
📊 For those who bring receipts — not opinions.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
